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"PONDS" k add ...

By Anup Sahni (Jan 15, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

"PONDS" k add me 'GAAL' dikhate hain.

"SUNSILK" k add me 'BAAL'.

"LIPGUARD" k add me 'LIPS'.

To phir "WHISPER" k add me DHOKHA kyun..?

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