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Pehle hath pe lo, fir sidha k...

By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pehle hath pe lo,
fir sidha karo,
fir muh me dalo,
fir thuk lagao,
fir ghusao...
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Kitnaa mushkil hai sui me dhaga dalna

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