By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)
PAHLE HATH ME LO FIR SIDHA KARO FIR MUH ME LO FIR THODA SA CHUSO FIR ANDER GHUSAO KITNA MUSKIL H Q Hai NA? SUI ME DHAGA DALNA
Husband: ye lo sara din lagaya, riksha chlaya, 400 kamaya or 350 ka tail lagaya. Wife:ye lo 2000 kamaya, 1 ghanta lagaya, or tail bhi usi ne lagaya.
Ladkiyan 4 (hizo Ki Diwani Hoti H 1. Make up 2. Mobile Phones 3. Shopping Aur 4.______ (Niche Dekh) . . . . . . Abe Apne Niche Dekh.
Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree? A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is no ordinary blow job.
KHWAAB Or BARISH Dono Ek Jese H, Jo Hamesha YADGAR Hote H, Farq Sirf Itna H BARISH Jism BhigOti H Or . . Khwaab sirf UNDRWAR Bhigo DetaH
Lady=Muze Thkaan Boht Lgti He Dr=Sekz Kitna krti ho? LDY=Daily Dr=To Fir Sunday Mt Kro LDY=Sndy To Mere Pati Ghr Hote He,Unko Kese Manaa Kru
Father: Tum meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..? Boy: 4 mahine se.. Fathar: Mai kaise yaqeen kr loon..? Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jayega.
