By Sam (Jan 23, 2014)
A Negro attended a Night party without any cloths. Sardarji thought he was in Black Suit nd He told him: Ur dress is nice 1 bt d TIE is in d wrong place
sHOLAY Me Thakur Ki BAHU Hamesha Gum Sum Q Rahti Thi Socho Q ki Use Roj Subha Thakur Ki Gaaand Dhoni Padti Thi
SntA_Sharab Pikr SAdhu-Se_TAkrA Gya SadHu_Gusse Me-Aye_MurkH Me_Teri xGaad Mar_LuNgA SntA-Rukiye MAhArAj Me . . . CoNDoM_LeKe Ata hu
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya..Bad news for you! :D
Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi Chahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh, Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh.
Man to Salesman: ye kachhe ki kya gurantee hai? Salesman: Tum 12 floor ki building se jump karo, tumari fat jayegi lekin yeh kachha nahi fatega!
BABA SAXY DAS Ko Santa Ne Pu6a= Hamare Haatho Me Lakire Q Hoti Hai? BABAJI ne Jawab Diya= Taki MUTTIYA Marte WaQt Loda FisaL Na Jaye!
