Arz h.. N Himmat aapme h, Na ...

By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Arz h..
N Himmat aapme h, Na apki haddi me h,
N himmat aapme h, Na aapki haddi me h
Himmat to usme h,
Jo bina haddi ke aapki chadddi me h.

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Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Larki jub saray kapr...

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota h ?

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Taar khali ho jati h.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo ;->

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Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sonu:Dr.saab mera kh...

Sonu:Dr.saab mera khada nhi hota
Dr:R u maried?
NO
Do u hv gfrnd?
NO
Muth marta h? NO
go for Mujra?
NO
To Bhnchd Khada krke Calender Tangega

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Din me karoge to sus...

Din me karoge to sust rahoge,
Raat me karoge to chust rahoge
Karte rahoge to tandurast rahoge,
kya? U dirty mind,
I mean SMS Yaar...

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

DIFFRENT PHASES OF S...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20: DIN RAAT,
AGE 28: ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38: JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48: CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68: GALAT BAAT..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pati On 1st Nite=Kes...

Pati On 1st Nite=Kesa Lag Rha H?
BV=Bura Lg Raha H, Qki Ajtak GSM Thi
isLiye Koi B SIM Dal Skti Thi, Ajse CDMA Ho Gyi,1 Hi SIM Dalna Pdega

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Arz h.. N Himmat aapme h, Na ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Arz h..
N Himmat aapme h, Na apki haddi me h,
N himmat aapme h, Na aapki haddi me h
Himmat to usme h,
Jo bina haddi ke aapki chadddi me h.

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Man says to his wife...

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Larki jub saray kapr...

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota h ?

?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Taar khali ho jati h.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo ;->

Sonu:Dr.saab mera kh...

Sonu:Dr.saab mera khada nhi hota
Dr:R u maried?
NO
Do u hv gfrnd?
NO
Muth marta h? NO
go for Mujra?
NO
To Bhnchd Khada krke Calender Tangega

Din me karoge to sus...

Din me karoge to sust rahoge,
Raat me karoge to chust rahoge
Karte rahoge to tandurast rahoge,
kya? U dirty mind,
I mean SMS Yaar...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF S...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20: DIN RAAT,
AGE 28: ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38: JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48: CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68: GALAT BAAT..

Pati On 1st Nite=Kes...

Pati On 1st Nite=Kesa Lag Rha H?
BV=Bura Lg Raha H, Qki Ajtak GSM Thi
isLiye Koi B SIM Dal Skti Thi, Ajse CDMA Ho Gyi,1 Hi SIM Dalna Pdega

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Arz h.. N Himmat aapme h, Na ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Arz h.. N Himmat aapme h, Na apki haddi me h, N himmat aapme h, Na aapki haddi me h Himmat to usme h, Jo bina haddi ke aapki chadddi me h.

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Larki jub saray kapr...

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota h ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Taar khali ho jati h. Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo ;-&gt;

Sonu:Dr.saab mera kh...

Sonu:Dr.saab mera khada nhi hota Dr:R u maried? NO Do u hv gfrnd? NO Muth marta h? NO go for Mujra? NO To Bhnchd Khada krke Calender Tangega

Din me karoge to sus...

Din me karoge to sust rahoge, Raat me karoge to chust rahoge Karte rahoge to tandurast rahoge, kya? U dirty mind, I mean SMS Yaar...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF S...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE: AGE 20: DIN RAAT, AGE 28: ROZ RAAT, AGE 38: JUMME RAAT, AGE 48: CHAND RAAT, AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT, AGE 68: GALAT BAAT..

Pati On 1st Nite=Kes...

Pati On 1st Nite=Kesa Lag Rha H? BV=Bura Lg Raha H, Qki Ajtak GSM Thi isLiye Koi B SIM Dal Skti Thi, Ajse CDMA Ho Gyi,1 Hi SIM Dalna Pdega

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Arz h..
N Himmat aapme h, Na apki haddi me h,
N himmat aapme h, Na aapki haddi me h
Himmat to usme h,
Jo bina haddi ke aapki chadddi me h.

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota h ?

?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Taar khali ho jati h.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo ;->

Sonu:Dr.saab mera khada nhi hota
Dr:R u maried?
NO
Do u hv gfrnd?
NO
Muth marta h? NO
go for Mujra?
NO
To Bhnchd Khada krke Calender Tangega

Din me karoge to sust rahoge,
Raat me karoge to chust rahoge
Karte rahoge to tandurast rahoge,
kya? U dirty mind,
I mean SMS Yaar...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20: DIN RAAT,
AGE 28: ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38: JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48: CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68: GALAT BAAT..

Pati On 1st Nite=Kesa Lag Rha H?
BV=Bura Lg Raha H, Qki Ajtak GSM Thi
isLiye Koi B SIM Dal Skti Thi, Ajse CDMA Ho Gyi,1 Hi SIM Dalna Pdega