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In the Flower My Rose Is u, I...

By Vandana (Aug 28, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

In the Flower My Rose Is u,
In the Diamond My Kohinoor Is u,
In the Sky My Moon Is u,
I am Only Body My Heart Is u,
That's Why I Always MISS U.

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