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Zindagi Mlti hai 1Bar Maut Aa...

By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Zindagi Mlti hai 1Bar
Maut Aati hai 1Bar
Pyar hota hai 1Bar
Dil Tutta hai 1Bar
Jub sab hota hai 1Bar
to ye LODA q khada hota hai Bar bar.

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