Ladkiya P@nty Kyo Pahnti Hai.?...

Turr
Furr
Murrr
Gurrrr
Hans mat
BETE YE Loda
GAYAB KARNE
KA MANTRA
Hai
DEKH
TERA GAYAB HO GAYA

Ledy Tcher-Bhais d #dhnikalte waqt udas kyu hoti hai
gaurav-Mam,koi 10min apki cheuchi dabaye or bina ch #dechala jaye,apko kaisa lagega

Raat Ko 3 Tarh K Log Jagte Hai
BHOOT- Insaan Ko Darane K Liye
MACHCHAR Insaan Ko Satane K Liye Aur
AADMI Aur AURAT- Insaan Ko Banane K Liye

Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!

LADY IN BUS : Aapka kuch Touch Ho Raha Hay!
Man: Oh! Wo Meri Salary Hay, Pocket Mein!
Lady:
HARAMKHOR
TERI SALARY 5 MINUTE MEIN 3 GUNA KAISE BAD GAi.

Pati=Dr Mai Ape Mukdma Krunga Mene Apse Nasbandi Krwai Thi Fir Bhi Meri BW Pregnant Ho Gyi
Dr=Mene Tumhri Nasbandi Ki Ti Pure Mohle Ki Nhi