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Naukrani=Memsaab Me Pregnant H...

By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Naukrani=Memsaab Me Pregnant Hu
MEMSAAB=Apna Khayal Rakhna
Naukrani=Aap B Apna Khyal Rakhna
Sahab Ka Nasbandi Ka Operation Fail Ho Gya Hai

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