By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)
Naukrani=Memsaab Me Pregnant Hu MEMSAAB=Apna Khayal Rakhna Naukrani=Aap B Apna Khyal Rakhna Sahab Ka Nasbandi Ka Operation Fail Ho Gya Hai
Arz kiya h Jise aane me lagte hai 14 saal jise aane me lagte ha 14 saal Use kahte h- Loda Ke BAAL.
LIC AGNT-Kya apne lu*d ka beema krvya SNTA-Q? AGNT-Agr apka lu*d kam na kre to apki wife ko wahi sewa hum denge SANTA-To ap meri biwi ki ch*t ka kr do
Boy & girl in Bus: Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe h Girl: apple mre h, apko kia taqlif h Boy: apple to apky h lekin juice mra nikal rha h!
Dr-Apka pati mar gya pr Loda khada H Saniya-Kaat k uski Gaaand me dal do Dr-Q? Saniya-Pure Gaon Me 1Whi 6ed Bacha he jaha wo nhi Dal Paya
It's not the people who change, It's the mask that falls.
Santa ne K0NDOM pehn k Muth mari fir us me Gaanth bandh k ltka diya Banta-ye kya kiya..? Santa-ye wo Bche h jinhe Ma ka pyar nhi mila.
