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Is Msg Ko 0pen Na Kre Bola Tha Fir Bhi 0pen Kiya >-**-< >-**-< >-**-< Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne WaaLe VIRUS Hai Mera Kaam Ho Gya Ab Aap Jano
Wo Roz-Roz Kahti Ki Aap Muje "Whatsap" Pe MiLa Kro . . . Ae Dosto . . . Ab Use Kaise Samjau Ki Mera Paas Simple "Nokia 2700" Ka Set Hai.
Meri Pairo TaLe Zameen NikaL Gyi, . Ae Dosto . Jab Meri "GirL-Friend" Mujse Kaha Plz Mere Number Pe Rs.500/- Ka Rechaj Karwa Dena.
Hum To England Main Chanda Jamaa Kar Rahe The, . . . Ae Dosto... . . . Kisi Kamine "Match Fixing" Ka ilzaam Laga Diya.
Ghadi Detergent WaLe Ki Beti Se Shadi Karne WaLo Ki Line Lagi Hui Thi Think Why.. B'coz They Said, PahLe istemaaL Karo Phir Vishvas Karo
Kaas Aap Bakri Hote Hum Aapko Ghaas KhiLate Pyar Se Aapke Seeng HiLate Aur Pu6te SmS Kon Krega? Aap Yaa Me? Aur Aap Bolte Mai... Mai...
Life Me Chahe Kitne B Dukh MiLe Gum MiLe Apne Aansu Beh Jane Dena Unhe Mat Rokna Bcoz Ruke Hue Pani Me Maleriya Wale Machar Ande Dete H
Mandir Me Juta Utarte Waqt. Aur Misscall Marte Waqt, Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki. Koi Utha Na Le......!!
Masuka Ke Na Aane Se Mashuk Aisa Bhadka, Waah.. Waah.. Masuka Ke Na Aane Se Mashuk Aisa Bhadka, Jaise Degi Mirch Ka Tadka Ang Ang Fadka.
