BOY:1KONDOM Dena SALESGIRL:Me...

1 Bhi SmS Nahi Kar R@he Ho?
*Nasbandi Karva Lo.
Sarkar 1200/-Degi.
Fir Balance Dal Lena
Ab yeh mat kehna:"Loda" Nahi Hai

Kisi Ki Chout k lye Dil Tadpta he
Kisi K BUUBS K lye Dil Tarasta he
Kya Kahe Is Kambakt LODE Ko
Jo Apna Hoker Bhi
Kisi or k Lye Fadfadata he

Wife=Pehle Daily Krte The,Fir Weekly,Ab Monthly Krte Ho
Husband=Pehle Teri Aisi () Thi Fir Aisi ( ) Hui
Ab Aisi ( ! ) Ho Gai
Ab Kya Sir Dalu

Height Of Being Positive...
Girlfriend : Janu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gai Hai....
Boyfriend : Chalo Acha Hai, Ab Condom K Bina Bhi Kr Sakty Hai =P =D

Brr or BANIYAN me kya difference hai?
BANIYAN-ME KAPDA ZYADA OR LOAD KAM HOTA HAI
jabki
Brr ME KAPDA KAM OR LOAD ZYADA HOT Hai

Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Aaye Sasur=Beti,Ch@i Aati He?
Ladki=Madrch #dMujhe Abhi
Doodh Nai Aata Aur Tuje Ch@i Ki Padi Hai