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Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar to ...

By Sonu (Jan 14, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR mein hai,

Teer Kya chalati ho dhaar
to TALWAR mein hai.

Dupatte se kya chupati ho,
maal to SALVAR mein hai!

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