Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya ...

By Sonu (Jan 14, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya krodh,
tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
or dia use pakad kr cd,
Nari boli Narad madarcd,
kya c**d diya bina nirodh.

Kele Wala: Kele lelo...

Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,

MADAM: arey bhiya kele to pilpile hain kadak aur lambe do.

Kele Wala: Arey madam kabhi to kahne ke liye liya karo.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

I Miss U Dil sy Dil ...

I Miss U Dil sy Dil tak Jan sy Jan tak
Din sy Rat tak Kal sy Aj tak Aap sy Muj tak Subha sy sham tak meray sms behjnay sy Aap ky sms parnay tak I MISS U

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher=Ladkiya Kab ...

Teacher=Ladkiya Kab Badi Hoti Hai.?
Boy=Jab Wo Braa Pahn Ne Lagti Hai.
Teacher=Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai.?
Girl=Jab Wo Braa Utarne Lagte Hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Rishte ki baat chal ...

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi,
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar h,
uper se 15000 kamata h,
lardki walle: lardki nurse h,
2500 pagar h + nicche se 50000
kamati h.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

is it hurting?..ooh ...

is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Kya aapne kabhi munh...

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya krodh,
tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
or dia use pakad kr cd,
Nari boli Narad madarcd,
kya c**d diya bina nirodh.

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Kele Wala: Kele lelo...

Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,

MADAM: arey bhiya kele to pilpile hain kadak aur lambe do.

Kele Wala: Arey madam kabhi to kahne ke liye liya karo.

I Miss U Dil sy Dil ...

I Miss U Dil sy Dil tak Jan sy Jan tak
Din sy Rat tak Kal sy Aj tak Aap sy Muj tak Subha sy sham tak meray sms behjnay sy Aap ky sms parnay tak I MISS U

Teacher=Ladkiya Kab ...

Teacher=Ladkiya Kab Badi Hoti Hai.?
Boy=Jab Wo Braa Pahn Ne Lagti Hai.
Teacher=Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai.?
Girl=Jab Wo Braa Utarne Lagte Hai.

Rishte ki baat chal ...

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi,
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar h,
uper se 15000 kamata h,
lardki walle: lardki nurse h,
2500 pagar h + nicche se 50000
kamati h.

is it hurting?..ooh ...

is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.

Kya aapne kabhi munh...

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->

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Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya krodh, tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh, or dia use pakad kr c**d, Nari boli Narad madarc**d, kya c**d diya bina nirodh.

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Kele Wala: Kele lelo...

Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele, MADAM: arey bhiya kele to pilpile hain kadak aur lambe do. Kele Wala: Arey madam kabhi to kahne ke liye liya karo.

I Miss U Dil sy Dil ...

I Miss U Dil sy Dil tak Jan sy Jan tak Din sy Rat tak Kal sy Aj tak Aap sy Muj tak Subha sy sham tak meray sms behjnay sy Aap ky sms parnay tak I MISS U

Teacher=Ladkiya Kab ...

Teacher=Ladkiya Kab Badi Hoti Hai.? Boy=Jab Wo Braa Pahn Ne Lagti Hai. Teacher=Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai.? Girl=Jab Wo Braa Utarne Lagte Hai.

Rishte ki baat chal ...

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi, Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar h, uper se 15000 kamata h, lardki walle: lardki nurse h, 2500 pagar h + nicche se 50000 kamati h.

is it hurting?..ooh ...

is it hurting?..ooh yeah ouch its hurtin .. ok i wil put it in slowly .. stil hurtin..ahh yeh den lets try d other shoe Madam.

Kya aapne kabhi munh...

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy?? Wo mota sa, Aas-paas baal, Naram-naram Uper se cover... Never?? Jhoot bolte ho? Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;-&gt;

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Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya krodh,
tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
or dia use pakad kr cd,
Nari boli Narad madarcd,
kya c**d diya bina nirodh.

Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,

MADAM: arey bhiya kele to pilpile hain kadak aur lambe do.

Kele Wala: Arey madam kabhi to kahne ke liye liya karo.

I Miss U Dil sy Dil tak Jan sy Jan tak
Din sy Rat tak Kal sy Aj tak Aap sy Muj tak Subha sy sham tak meray sms behjnay sy Aap ky sms parnay tak I MISS U

Teacher=Ladkiya Kab Badi Hoti Hai.?
Boy=Jab Wo Braa Pahn Ne Lagti Hai.
Teacher=Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai.?
Girl=Jab Wo Braa Utarne Lagte Hai.

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi,
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar h,
uper se 15000 kamata h,
lardki walle: lardki nurse h,
2500 pagar h + nicche se 50000
kamati h.

is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->