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Mud Kar Jara Idhar Bhi Dekh Ja...

By Dev (Jan 20, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Mud Kar Jara Idhar Bhi Dekh Jalim,
Ke Tamanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,
Chu* Tere Paas Hai To Kya,
L*nd Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai!

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