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Wife: I am Pregnant. Santa:...

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By Sumit (Nov 6, 2013)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Wife: I am Pregnant.

Santa: Par main to england me tha

Wife: Aapki photo thi na

Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.

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