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Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your...
By
Dev
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Apr 30, 2014
)
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Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.
Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.
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