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6 benefits of havin sex wid ma...

By Alvi (Nov 4, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

6 benefits of havin sex wid married women They enjoy well,
dont yell,
dont tell,
dont swell,
teach you well &
no risk on droppin GEL

So Have Sex

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