Padosi:- jab Apka Talaq Hua Th...

By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Padosi:- jab Apka Talaq Hua Tha apke Do Bacche the,
Ab char kaise ho gaye?
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LADY:- kabi kabi Wo Mafi Mangne aa Jaate The

Dentist was removing...

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
Madam U r holding my balls!
Lady:
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl to riksha wala ...

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

If Malika acts as Dr...

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Va...

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe,
KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
.
.
Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:
.
.
AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1Din MiLa Muje wo Bu...

1Din MiLa Muje wo Bujha-Bujha saJhuka-Jhuka sa
Udasio me Racha Basa sa
Muje Andaza Ho Gya
Ki
XGaanndu Mutth Mar k Aaya He

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

is it hurting?..ooh ...

is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Padosi:- jab Apka Talaq Hua Th...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Padosi:- jab Apka Talaq Hua Tha apke Do Bacche the,
Ab char kaise ho gaye?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
LADY:- kabi kabi Wo Mafi Mangne aa Jaate The

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Dentist was removing...

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
Madam U r holding my balls!
Lady:
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other

Girl to riksha wala ...

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

If Malika acts as Dr...

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Va...

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe,
KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
.
.
Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:
.
.
AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....

1Din MiLa Muje wo Bu...

1Din MiLa Muje wo Bujha-Bujha saJhuka-Jhuka sa
Udasio me Racha Basa sa
Muje Andaza Ho Gya
Ki
XGaanndu Mutth Mar k Aaya He

is it hurting?..ooh ...

is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.

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Padosi:- jab Apka Talaq Hua Th...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Padosi:- jab Apka Talaq Hua Tha apke Do Bacche the, Ab char kaise ho gaye? . . . . . . . . LADY:- kabi kabi Wo Mafi Mangne aa Jaate The

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Dentist was removing...

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady: Dentist: Madam U r holding my balls! Lady: I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other

Girl to riksha wala ...

Girl to riksha wala : Q bhai jaye ga ? Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai . . Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

If Malika acts as Dr...

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say? Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Va...

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga.. . . Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli: . . AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....

1Din MiLa Muje wo Bu...

1Din MiLa Muje wo Bujha-Bujha saJhuka-Jhuka sa Udasio me Racha Basa sa Muje Andaza Ho Gya Ki XGaanndu Mutth Mar k Aaya He

is it hurting?..ooh ...

is it hurting?..ooh yeah ouch its hurtin .. ok i wil put it in slowly .. stil hurtin..ahh yeh den lets try d other shoe Madam.

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Padosi:- jab Apka Talaq Hua Tha apke Do Bacche the,
Ab char kaise ho gaye?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
LADY:- kabi kabi Wo Mafi Mangne aa Jaate The

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
Madam U r holding my balls!
Lady:
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

If Malika acts as Draupati,wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe,
KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
.
.
Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:
.
.
AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....

1Din MiLa Muje wo Bujha-Bujha saJhuka-Jhuka sa
Udasio me Racha Basa sa
Muje Andaza Ho Gya
Ki
XGaanndu Mutth Mar k Aaya He

is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.