A short thing its get longer ...

By Anup Sahni (Sep 7, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

jab tumhara ra pe hu...

jab tumhara ra pe hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
girl-ladoo agar zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

GIRLfriend- "I ...

GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"!
BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine??
Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

He: Andar Gaya She:...

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Agar main t...

Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti.

Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pappu was working 1s...

Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Papu thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Hemant bisht
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Va...

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe,
KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
.
.
Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:
.
.
AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A short thing its get longer ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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jab tumhara ra pe hu...

jab tumhara ra pe hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
girl-ladoo agar zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai.

GIRLfriend- "I ...

GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"!
BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine??
Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?

He: Andar Gaya She:...

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

Teacher: Agar main t...

Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti.

Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete

Pappu was working 1s...

Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Papu thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Va...

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe,
KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
.
.
Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:
.
.
AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....

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A short thing its get longer ...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole What is it?

You May Also Like

jab tumhara ra pe hu...

jab tumhara ra pe hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya? girl-ladoo agar zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai.

GIRLfriend- "I ...

GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"! BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine?? Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?

He: Andar Gaya She:...

He: Andar Gaya She: Ha Gaya He: Dukha Kya She: Zara bhi nhi He: Aur 1 Baar She: Ab isme Daalo He: Achha lga She: Haa Bahoot He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

Teacher: Agar main t...

Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti. Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete

Pappu was working 1s...

Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Papu thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Va...

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga.. . . Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli: . . AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

jab tumhara ra pe hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
girl-ladoo agar zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai.

GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"!
BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine??
Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti.

Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete

Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Papu thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe,
KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
.
.
Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:
.
.
AAP Bhi Khaiye Na....