By Sumit (Jan 6, 2012)
GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"! BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine?? Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?
LADY IN BUS : Aapka kuch Touch Ho Raha Hay! Man: Oh! Wo Meri Salary Hay, Pocket Mein! Lady: HARAMKHOR TERI SALARY 5 MINUTE MEIN 3 GUNA KAISE BAD GAi.
Husband: Darling G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge.
NEHA-Hello,Police Station! A Man is Rapping ME Right Now Can uu Aahh oh Yes OGod Aahrest Him TOMOROW
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
Baap-Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho? Ladka-4 Month Se Bap-Kaise yakin Karu Ldka-Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..
