Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme I-Pill ki tablet thi or hath me likha tha.
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat.
Santa: Le Mithai kha, Meri wife ko CALL CENTER me AWARD mila h
Banta: Kya award mila?
Santa: Wo waha ki best "CALL GIRL Of d YEAR" chuni gayi hai
Banta: Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati-Jati Rehti Hai. Please explain in english.
Santa: My wife is with me, but her sister visits occasionally
Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Santa: She could have called a priest!