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Judge: Why were you arrested? ...
By
Rajan
(
Oct 30, 2013
)
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Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.
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