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Why did santa keep the door op...
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Gaurav
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Oct 18, 2014
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa: I'm in trouble with my wife.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: She came to the pub looking for me, and I asked her for her number!!
By:
Gaurav
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Santa - "sir ji...
Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"
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By:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa On 60th Birthd...
Santa On 60th Birthday:
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Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Bus teri Maa lagti he?
Nahi.
Behen?
Nahi.
Biwi?
Nahi.
To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
By:
ANUJ
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SANTA BANTA
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