Why did santa keep the door op...

By Gaurav (Oct 18, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa got a invitat...

Santa got a invitation of party, Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only, Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha !

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a leakage ...

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I'm tryi...

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa galti se samun...

Santa galti se samundar me gir gya. Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le...

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Museum Administrator...

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar ke piche 1 ku...

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha h.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep the door op...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa got a invitat...

Santa got a invitation of party, Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only, Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha !

Santa had a leakage ...

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

Santa: I'm tryi...

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

Santa galti se samun...

Santa galti se samundar me gir gya. Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le...

Museum Administrator...

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Sardar ke piche 1 ku...

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha h.

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Why did santa keep the door op...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

You May Also Like

Santa got a invitat...

Santa got a invitation of party, Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only, Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha !

Santa had a leakage ...

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table. Plumber: Sir when did you notice it? Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

Santa: I'm tryi...

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis. Banta: So what all do you eat? Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

Santa galti se samun...

Santa galti se samundar me gir gya. Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le...

Museum Administrator...

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken. Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Sardar ke piche 1 ku...

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga. Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga, Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha h.

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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha h.