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Santa: I got married because I...
By
Ajay
(
Jul 4, 2015
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
By:
Gaurav
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: This is getting really irritating.
Banta: What happened?
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Gaurav
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Banta : Nhi Tho
Santa : Saale, Apani Dho Meri Kyon Dho Rha H.
By:
Dev
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Daku: Tera Naam? La...
Daku: Tera Naam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Naam H,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Pr Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte H.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMS...
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa ne cooking con...
Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.
JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
Santa: "Ch***ya"
By:
Mansi
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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