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Police To Santa: Tumne Bikhar...
By
Anup Sahni
(
Dec 28, 2011
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Police To Santa:
Tumne Bikhari Ko Q Mara?
Santa:
Mene Ise Kitni Br Bola K
Mai Aisa Wesa Admi Nhi Hu,
Fir B Bolta Hai,
Ek Bar De De Baba..
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Santa-Kal Tum Mayke ...
Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye or Mujhe Bahut Peeta.
Wife-Aapne Shor Nhi Machaya?
Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nahe Jo Chilaau..
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa-Beta agr tm fa...
Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
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By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
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Santa was inserting ...
Santa was inserting dogââ¬â¢s tail into pipe.Banta : Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.Santa : Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
By:
ADMIN
Category:
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Banta: What is a Vot...
Banta: What is a Vote Bank?
Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!
By:
Ajay
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Have any of y...
Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?
Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Ek Raat, ek Chor, ...
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Santa: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
By:
Hemant bisht
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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