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Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche...

By B K Tripathi (Mar 8, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye or Mujhe Bahut Peeta.
Wife-Aapne Shor Nhi Machaya?
Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nahe Jo Chilaau..

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