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Banta: I've invented a ne...
By
Noor Khan
(
Aug 18, 2011
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta: I've invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being. Santa: In what way? Banta: whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.
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Waiter: Sir, Kya Log...
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Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan
Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho?
Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!
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Banta: Y do u take u...
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