Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k s...

By Amit kumar (Jul 9, 2011)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Santa Ko Beta Hua. U...

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta :- agr hukumat...

Banta :- agr hukumat mere hath me ho toh me mulk ki takdir badal dun.
Wife :- tum pehle salwar toh badal lo
Subeh se meri pehn kar ghum rhe ho...

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Tachr:S abse bada pa...

Tachr:S abse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T: Shabash bete batao.

...

Beta: Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k s...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Banta :- agr hukumat...

Banta :- agr hukumat mere hath me ho toh me mulk ki takdir badal dun.
Wife :- tum pehle salwar toh badal lo
Subeh se meri pehn kar ghum rhe ho...

Tachr:S abse bada pa...

Tachr:S abse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T: Shabash bete batao.

...

Beta: Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k s...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. U...

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Banta :- agr hukumat...

Banta :- agr hukumat mere hath me ho toh me mulk ki takdir badal dun. Wife :- tum pehle salwar toh badal lo Subeh se meri pehn kar ghum rhe ho...

Tachr:S abse bada pa...

Tachr:S abse bada pagal koun he? Santa ka beta utha. T: Shabash bete batao. ... Beta: Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

After an accident, ...

After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Banta :- agr hukumat mere hath me ho toh me mulk ki takdir badal dun.
Wife :- tum pehle salwar toh badal lo
Subeh se meri pehn kar ghum rhe ho...

Tachr:S abse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T: Shabash bete batao.

...

Beta: Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."