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Santa Banta Ko Thapp...

Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara
Banta- Ye Tune Mazak Mai Maara Ya Seriously
Santa-Seriously
Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nhi.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Soch Raha Hu...

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nhi.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nhi Lagte.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SaNta-Kal ek aadmi a...

SaNta-Kal ek aadmi aurat ko peet raha tha,
maine kaha mard se lado
Banta-Fir?
SaNta-Jab mujhe hosh aaya toh main Hospital mai tha.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Dunia mein sa...

Santa- Dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun h?
Banta- Panipuri wala !
Santa- Kaise?
Banta-Kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" he bulati h.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke ...

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye or Mujhe Bahut Peeta.
Wife-Aapne Shor Nhi Machaya?
Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nahe Jo Chilaau..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mene tuje let...

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir bhe tu shadi mai q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ke letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Public toilet ...

Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.
bahar baitha Jamadaar bola- 20 rupe
Santa- saale Toilet me baitha tha, 'Cyber Cafe' mai nhi.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - Mai tumse Sh...

Santa - Mai tumse Shaadi nhi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hai.
GF - Kaun h!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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