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SaNta-Kal ek aadmi aurat ko pe...
By
B K Tripathi
(
Mar 8, 2016
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
SaNta-Kal ek aadmi aurat ko peet raha tha,
maine kaha mard se lado
Banta-Fir?
SaNta-Jab mujhe hosh aaya toh main Hospital mai tha.
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