Santa - My wife died yesterday...

By B K Tripathi (Mar 8, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

Santa : Yaar! Main A...

Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si. Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

By: KAPIL671992
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sir: Muhavre Ka Iste...

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo
"Muh Me Pani Aana".

Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Q ke..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi the
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: You did...

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died yesterday...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Santa : Yaar! Main A...

Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si. Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

Sir: Muhavre Ka Iste...

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo
"Muh Me Pani Aana".

Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Q ke..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi the
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.

Jeeto: You did...

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

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Santa - My wife died yesterday...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

You May Also Like

Santa : Yaar! Main A...

Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si. Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

Sir: Muhavre Ka Iste...

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo "Muh Me Pani Aana". Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Muh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Q ke.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi the "Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar" Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.

Jeeto: You did...

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo
"Muh Me Pani Aana".

Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Q ke..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Train me warning likhi the
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa: Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kr rhe h
Wo sab saale Bewakuf h.

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!