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B K Tripathi
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Mar 8, 2016
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Santa - Mai tumse Shaadi nhi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hai.
GF - Kaun h!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
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Why did santa keep t...
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa court mein jud...
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia h!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
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Dev
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Sardar: U cheated me...
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
By:
Ankita Arora
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Santa: I am a proud ...
Santa: I am a proud father,
My son is in medical college,
Banta: What is he studying?,
Santa: He is not studying, they R studying him.
By:
Dev
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Santa was standing b...
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
By:
Gaurav
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Frog: Tumhare paas d...
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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