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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje...

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By Sumit (Jan 19, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!

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