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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje...
By
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(
Jan 19, 2015
)
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
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