Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Q: What is the diffe...

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
& Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

One day a foreigner ...

One day a foreigner asked to an Indian : "Does any big and great poeple born in your country."
Indian: No sir only small babies.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

You know why Women s...

You know why Women starts with "W"
Because all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Three dreams of a ma...

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ABC-Allways Be Caref...

ABC-Allways Be Careful;
DEF-Dont Ever Forget (me)
JKLM-Just keep loving Me
NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well.
ur loving XYZ.

R

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz h.. Jo dil mein...

Arz h..
Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte h.
Gaur farmayiga.
Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte h
aur;
Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte h.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

SMOKE Everyday plz!...

SMOKE Everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

B4 u speak listen, ...

B4 u speak listen,
B4 u write think,
B4 u spend earn,
B4 u criticise wait,
B4 u pray forgive,
B4 u quit try,
B4 u msg others msg me.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height Of Illiteracy...

Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover's Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Q: What is the diffe...

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
& Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

One day a foreigner ...

One day a foreigner asked to an Indian : "Does any big and great poeple born in your country."
Indian: No sir only small babies.

You know why Women s...

You know why Women starts with "W"
Because all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?

Three dreams of a ma...

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

ABC-Allways Be Caref...

ABC-Allways Be Careful;
DEF-Dont Ever Forget (me)
JKLM-Just keep loving Me
NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well.
ur loving XYZ.

R

Arz h.. Jo dil mein...

Arz h..
Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte h.
Gaur farmayiga.
Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte h
aur;
Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte h.

SMOKE Everyday plz!...

SMOKE Everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!

B4 u speak listen, ...

B4 u speak listen,
B4 u write think,
B4 u spend earn,
B4 u criticise wait,
B4 u pray forgive,
B4 u quit try,
B4 u msg others msg me.

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Height Of Illiteracy...

Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover's Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Q: What is the diffe...

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

One day a foreigner ...

One day a foreigner asked to an Indian : "Does any big and great poeple born in your country." Indian: No sir only small babies.

You know why Women s...

You know why Women starts with "W" Because all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife..?

Three dreams of a ma...

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.

ABC-Allways Be Caref...

ABC-Allways Be Careful; DEF-Dont Ever Forget (me) JKLM-Just keep loving Me NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ. R

Arz h.. Jo dil mein...

Arz h.. Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte h. Gaur farmayiga. Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte h aur; Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte h.

SMOKE Everyday plz!...

SMOKE Everyday plz! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Every day! so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!

B4 u speak listen, ...

B4 u speak listen, B4 u write think, B4 u spend earn, B4 u criticise wait, B4 u pray forgive, B4 u quit try, B4 u msg others msg me.

Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Height Of Illiteracy...

Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lover's Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake.

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
& Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

One day a foreigner asked to an Indian : "Does any big and great poeple born in your country."
Indian: No sir only small babies.

You know why Women starts with "W"
Because all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

ABC-Allways Be Careful;
DEF-Dont Ever Forget (me)
JKLM-Just keep loving Me
NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well.
ur loving XYZ.

R

Arz h..
Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte h.
Gaur farmayiga.
Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte h
aur;
Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte h.

SMOKE Everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!

B4 u speak listen,
B4 u write think,
B4 u spend earn,
B4 u criticise wait,
B4 u pray forgive,
B4 u quit try,
B4 u msg others msg me.

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover's Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.