One day a foreigner asked to an Indian : "Does any big and great poeple born in your country."
Indian: No sir only small babies.
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena.
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle"
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha h?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali h kahi bhi jaake SOJA....
A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash h.