Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
& Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece."
What is Pyaar?
A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".
MAA: beta orange khaoge?
MAA: beta mango khaoge?
MAA: beta apple khaoge?
MAA: baap pr gaya hi chappal hi khayega.
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho....