Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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1 Over me Kitne Ball...

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ...

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. . ...

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

.

.

Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

School mein Master j...

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
.
.
.
.
.
Kami-na

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A typical engineerin...

A typical engineering student grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said
heads I go 2 sleep,
tails I watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
I'll study..

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mulk ki bhi ek sarha...

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti h.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: Why dogs do...

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life.

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girls are like an in...

Girls are like an internet virus:
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
Transfer money, edit your mind,
Download their problems and delete your smile

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Always keep your LOV...

Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
When ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
You will feel that No other problem bigger than this

By: Annu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

1 Over me Kitne Ball...

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ...

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. . ...

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

.

.

Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

School mein Master j...

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
.
.
.
.
.
Kami-na

A typical engineerin...

A typical engineering student grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said
heads I go 2 sleep,
tails I watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
I'll study..

Mulk ki bhi ek sarha...

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti h.

Q: Why dogs do...

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life.

Girls are like an in...

Girls are like an internet virus:
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
Transfer money, edit your mind,
Download their problems and delete your smile

Always keep your LOV...

Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
When ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
You will feel that No other problem bigger than this

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Jan 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

1 Over me Kitne Ball...

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he Bade aye! Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ...

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai? Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. . ...

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. . Tu Na. . . . Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

School mein Master j...

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha: Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.? aur jawab aayi: . . . . . Kami-na

A typical engineerin...

A typical engineering student grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said heads I go 2 sleep, tails I watch a movie, If it stands on d edge I'll study..

Mulk ki bhi ek sarha...

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti h.

Q: Why dogs do...

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life.

Girls are like an in...

Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

Always keep your LOV...

Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

.

.

Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
.
.
.
.
.
Kami-na

A typical engineering student grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said
heads I go 2 sleep,
tails I watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
I'll study..

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti h.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life.

Girls are like an internet virus:
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
Transfer money, edit your mind,
Download their problems and delete your smile

Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
When ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
You will feel that No other problem bigger than this