Dec 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Dil se Dil lagakar t...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho.

By: Dev
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FLIRT)

Tum itne sweet q ho?...

Tum itne sweet q ho?
Tum itne innocent q ho?
Tum itne intelligent q ho?
Tum itne lucky q ho?
Simple
Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

ADULT MESSAGE PRO...

ADULT MESSAGE

PROCEED ONLY IF YOU ARE
18 OR ABOVE:

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Donate Blood. . .
You Can Save Life.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

What's An Avera...

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Kya aapne kabhi munh...

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight ...

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Bite the neck gently...

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teri lita k lu? Ya ...

Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri
Photo
kaise lu?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya ...

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl-Aj mat dalo Bo...

Girl-Aj mat dalo
Boy-Kyo
Girl-Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye
EYE DROP BEKAR H

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

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Dec 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Dil se Dil lagakar t...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho.

Tum itne sweet q ho?...

Tum itne sweet q ho?
Tum itne innocent q ho?
Tum itne intelligent q ho?
Tum itne lucky q ho?
Simple
Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na!

ADULT MESSAGE PRO...

ADULT MESSAGE

PROCEED ONLY IF YOU ARE
18 OR ABOVE:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Donate Blood. . .
You Can Save Life.

What's An Avera...

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

Kya aapne kabhi munh...

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->

To make it straight ...

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Bite the neck gently...

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!

Teri lita k lu? Ya ...

Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri
Photo
kaise lu?

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya ...

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

Girl-Aj mat dalo Bo...

Girl-Aj mat dalo
Boy-Kyo
Girl-Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye
EYE DROP BEKAR H

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Dec 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Dil se Dil lagakar t...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho, Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho, SMS to kya call bhi karoonga, Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho.

Tum itne sweet q ho?...

Tum itne sweet q ho? Tum itne innocent q ho? Tum itne intelligent q ho? Tum itne lucky q ho? Simple Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na!

ADULT MESSAGE PRO...

ADULT MESSAGE PROCEED ONLY IF YOU ARE 18 OR ABOVE: . . . . . . . . . Donate Blood. . . You Can Save Life.

What's An Avera...

What's An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE

Kya aapne kabhi munh...

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy?? Wo mota sa, Aas-paas baal, Naram-naram Uper se cover... Never?? Jhoot bolte ho? Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;-&gt;

To make it straight ...

To make it straight she pulls it 2 make it stand she rubs it 2 make it stiff she licks it 2 let it IN she pushes it True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Bite the neck gently...

Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!

Teri lita k lu? Ya ...

Teri lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri Photo kaise lu?

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya ...

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

Girl-Aj mat dalo Bo...

Girl-Aj mat dalo Boy-Kyo Girl-Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye EYE DROP BEKAR H

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Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho.

Tum itne sweet q ho?
Tum itne innocent q ho?
Tum itne intelligent q ho?
Tum itne lucky q ho?
Simple
Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na!

ADULT MESSAGE

PROCEED ONLY IF YOU ARE
18 OR ABOVE:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Donate Blood. . .
You Can Save Life.

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!

Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri
Photo
kaise lu?

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

Girl-Aj mat dalo
Boy-Kyo
Girl-Kal tum daal k so gaye. Bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye
EYE DROP BEKAR H