Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is mus...

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Banta: What...

Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?

Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: You did...

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor to Santa: You...

Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta to Santa: What...

Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?
Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: A man's ...

Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My wife doesn...

Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?
Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I used to thi...

Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting!

Santa: Oxygen is mus...

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

Santa to Banta: What...

Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?

Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!

Jeeto: You did...

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

Doctor to Santa: You...

Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

Banta to Santa: What...

Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?
Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!

Banta: A man's ...

Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!

Banta: My wife doesn...

Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?
Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!

Santa: I used to thi...

Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible. Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: Why? Santa: My wife's dieting!

Santa: Oxygen is mus...

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773. Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

Santa to Banta: What...

Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion? Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!

Jeeto: You did...

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

Doctor to Santa: You...

Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes. A good doctor!

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off. Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

Banta to Santa: What...

Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke? Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!

Banta: A man's ...

Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule. Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!

Banta: My wife doesn...

Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours? Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!

Santa: I used to thi...

Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me. Banta: So what did you do for it? Santa: I gave up thinking!

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Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting!

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?

Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!

Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!

Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke?
Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old!

Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule.
Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!

Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours?
Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!

Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me.
Banta: So what did you do for it?
Santa: I gave up thinking!