Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa to his wife, J...

Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.
Jeeto: How did you infer?
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Have you eve...

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?

Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: This mutton i...

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Strange marital prob...

Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Barber to Banta: You...

Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Did you know ...

Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto irritatingly t...

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk.
Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto irritatingly t...

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk.
Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife belie...

Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What is your ...

Banta: What is your chief worry in life?

Santa: Money.

Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.

Santa: Yes. That's the worry!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa to his wife, J...

Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.
Jeeto: How did you infer?
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!

Doctor: Have you eve...

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?

Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!

Santa: This mutton i...

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!

Strange marital prob...

Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

Barber to Banta: You...

Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!

Banta: Did you know ...

Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?

Jeeto irritatingly t...

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk.
Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

Jeeto irritatingly t...

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk.
Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

Santa: My wife belie...

Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!

Banta: What is your ...

Banta: What is your chief worry in life?

Santa: Money.

Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.

Santa: Yes. That's the worry!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa to his wife, J...

Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud. Jeeto: How did you infer? Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!

Doctor: Have you eve...

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving? Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!

Santa: This mutton i...

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked. Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking. Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!

Strange marital prob...

Strange marital problems: Banta: My wife can cook but won't. Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

Barber to Banta: You...

Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it? Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!

Banta: Did you know ...

Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?

Jeeto irritatingly t...

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk. Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

Jeeto irritatingly t...

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk. Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

Santa: My wife belie...

Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question. Banta: Hmmm... I am listening. Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!

Banta: What is your ...

Banta: What is your chief worry in life? Santa: Money. Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any. Santa: Yes. That's the worry!

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Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.
Jeeto: How did you infer?
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!

Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?

Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!

Strange marital problems:
Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!

Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk.
Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk.
Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question.
Banta: Hmmm... I am listening.
Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side!

Banta: What is your chief worry in life?

Santa: Money.

Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any.

Santa: Yes. That's the worry!