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Jeeto irritatingly to inebriat...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Jeeto irritatingly to inebriated Santa: You're never going to mend your ways. Today again, you have come home drunk.
Santa: I swear to drunk, I'm not God!
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