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Jan 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Sardar told his serv...

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Waiter gives bill 2 ...

Waiter gives bill 2 Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

NURSE kept SARDARĂ¢â...

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE: y r u DANCING.
SARDAR: next is URINE TEST
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar nd his wife...

A Sardar nd his wife filed an application 4 divorce.
Judge asked: How will u divide?
U have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar wins 20 cr fr...

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar and Pathan go...

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let's take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar's wish :...

Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all d passengers in d
car he was driving
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar at an Art Gal...

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A small 2 seater pla...

A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies r found
and digging 4 rest..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Interviewer: Where w...

Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)
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