Sardar and Pathan going somewh...

By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let's take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

Wen I 1st heard abou...

Wen I 1st heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi.
I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa : Aaj papa ne ...

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz kiya hai Itne k...

Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye...
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

BHIKARI: Do u love m...

BHIKARI: Do u love me?
Girl: Shakl dekhi he apni, isse Achha to me sucide kar lu
Bikari: Kambkht mar jayegi par kisi garib ke kam Nhi ayegi..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Suna hai wo keh kar ...

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar and Pathan going somewh...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let's take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

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Wen I 1st heard abou...

Wen I 1st heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi.
I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!.

Santa : Aaj papa ne ...

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge.

Arz kiya hai Itne k...

Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye...
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)

BHIKARI: Do u love m...

BHIKARI: Do u love me?
Girl: Shakl dekhi he apni, isse Achha to me sucide kar lu
Bikari: Kambkht mar jayegi par kisi garib ke kam Nhi ayegi..

Suna hai wo keh kar ...

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

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Sardar and Pathan going somewh...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let's take 50/50. Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

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Wen I 1st heard abou...

Wen I 1st heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi. I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!.

Santa : Aaj papa ne ...

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge.

Arz kiya hai Itne k...

Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)

BHIKARI: Do u love m...

BHIKARI: Do u love me? Girl: Shakl dekhi he apni, isse Achha to me sucide kar lu Bikari: Kambkht mar jayegi par kisi garib ke kam Nhi ayegi..

Suna hai wo keh kar ...

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se, zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan, . Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan, . Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge, . Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

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Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let's take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?

Wen I 1st heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi.
I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!.

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge.

Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye...
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)

BHIKARI: Do u love me?
Girl: Shakl dekhi he apni, isse Achha to me sucide kar lu
Bikari: Kambkht mar jayegi par kisi garib ke kam Nhi ayegi..

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai