Jan 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Sardar: Will u marry...

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doctor to sardar : Y...

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

As train start runni...

As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

On a romantic day sa...

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Astrologer: you must...

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar on phone: Doc...

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar proposed a gi...

Sardar proposed a girl...
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u...
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Interviewer: Congrat...

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar sent a SMS to...

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: Why r u arres...

Judge: Why r u arrested?
Sardar: 4 shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping?
Sardar: before opening d shop

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Jan 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar: Will u marry...

Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

Doctor to sardar : Y...

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

As train start runni...

As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

On a romantic day sa...

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

Astrologer: you must...

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

Sardar on phone: Doc...

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Sardar proposed a gi...

Sardar proposed a girl...
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u...
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

Interviewer: Congrat...

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.

Sardar sent a SMS to...

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED"

Judge: Why r u arres...

Judge: Why r u arrested?
Sardar: 4 shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping?
Sardar: before opening d shop

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Jan 27, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Sardar: Will u marry...

Sardar: Will u marry me? Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian. Sardar: What's a lesbian? Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

Doctor to sardar : Y...

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

As train start runni...

As train start running, a sardar got the train. TT: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you see it's female bogie? Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

On a romantic day sa...

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

Astrologer: you must...

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life. sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

Sardar on phone: Doc...

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Sardar proposed a gi...

Sardar proposed a girl... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

Interviewer: Congrat...

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected. Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000. Next month salary will be 10000. Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.

Sardar sent a SMS to...

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED"

Judge: Why r u arres...

Judge: Why r u arrested? Sardar: 4 shopping early? Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping? Sardar: before opening d shop

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Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you see it's female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Sardar proposed a girl...
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u...
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED"

Judge: Why r u arrested?
Sardar: 4 shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping?
Sardar: before opening d shop