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Dec 3, 2013 SMS Collection
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Dec 3, 2013 SMS Collection
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Dec 3, 2013 SMS COLLECTION
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Banta: Pareshan lag ...
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: mujhe us ladk...
Santa: mujhe us ladki se bachao
Banta: kyo?
Santa: jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta Cigratte pe 2 ...
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa 2 doctor-apne ...
Santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti h pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
Doctor-konsa game khelteho?
Santa-mobile mai snake wala.
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Jaj: Suna hai pichal...
Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha h.
Santa: Par Janab
Jaj: Safai ki jarurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise.
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Ko Beta Hua. U...
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye,
Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega,
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya.
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: oye banta mac...
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: kal meri shad...
Santa: kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta: to isme problem kya hai?
Santa: pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
"Ae hawa tu udh...
"Ae hawa tu udhar to jati hogi"
"Unko hmara hal to batati hogi"
"zara chu kr to dekh unke dil ko"
"kya yaad unko v hamari ati hogi.
"GD MRNG"
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
GREETINGS
(
GOOD MORNING
)
2 things decide the ...
2 things decide the success in our life:
The way MANAGE wen U have nothing in hand
&
The way we BEHAVE wen we have evrything in hand..
gud mrning...
By:
Ajay kumar
Category:
GREETINGS
(
GOOD MORNING
)
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