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Santa: mujhe us ladki se bacha...

By Ajay kumar (Dec 3, 2013)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: mujhe us ladki se bachao

Banta: kyo?

Santa: jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.

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