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Santa: oye banta machli khayeg...
By
Ajay kumar
(
Dec 3, 2013
)
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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