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Santa: oye banta machli khayeg...

By Ajay kumar (Dec 3, 2013)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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