Rohan-yar,pyar hota hai ya karna padta hai.
Mahan-agar ladki khubsurat ho aur scooty par biathi ho to pyar ho jata hai lekin agar ladki khubsurat na ho aur car
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo
Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya,
Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya
DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha,
Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Banta road se gujar raha tha,
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
jor se chillaya....
poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
Very Smart Garment shopkeeper
Aadmi-"Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukandar-"Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha WaLa Dikhau. .