Girl's ka aaaaawwwwwwww ...

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na.

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream,
shud hv immediately.

If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day. Don't be sad as most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well. Happy Valentine's day!

If I could be any part of you,
I'd be your tears.

To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

Tufani Barish Me Raat Ko Shop Per 1 Admi
Pizza Lene Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Adami: Is Tufani Barish Me Kya Meri Maa
Mujhe Pizza Lene Bhejegi

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