Girl's ka aaaaawwwwwwww ...

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar..

Single is not a status.
It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!

Ladka-Janeman,Is Dil Me Chali Aao.
Ladki-Chappal Nikalu Kya????
Ladka-Are Pagli,Ye Mandir Nahi He,Ese Hi Chali Aao

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,
ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.
Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye.

ek bar ek admi mobile me msg pd raha tha to

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sms padega ye le baba ji ka thullu