Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ...

By Girdhari Lal Multani (Jun 22, 2016)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata

Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo Gori Hai Uski Zul...

Wo Gori Hai Uski ZulfeHai Kali
Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani
Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par
Kya Karu Yaaro
Wo Ladki Kisi Aur Ne PATALI

By: Khuman
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Dad: How does lady g...

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?

Me: I dont know?

Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
.
.
.
.
.
.
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

All flowers dont rep...

All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata

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Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Wo Gori Hai Uski Zul...

Wo Gori Hai Uski ZulfeHai Kali
Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani
Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par
Kya Karu Yaaro
Wo Ladki Kisi Aur Ne PATALI

Dad: How does lady g...

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?

Me: I dont know?

Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
.
.
.
.
.
.
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

All flowers dont rep...

All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!

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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata

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Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya? Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.

Wo Gori Hai Uski Zul...

Wo Gori Hai Uski ZulfeHai Kali Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali Par Kya Karu Yaaro Wo Ladki Kisi Aur Ne PATALI

Dad: How does lady g...

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak? Me: I dont know? Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

No one is as ugly as...

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, . . . . . . nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

All flowers dont rep...

All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Wo Gori Hai Uski ZulfeHai Kali
Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani
Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par
Kya Karu Yaaro
Wo Ladki Kisi Aur Ne PATALI

Dad: How does lady ga ga like her steak?

Me: I dont know?

Dad: Raw raw... raw raw raw.

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
.
.
.
.
.
.
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P