Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
Write Your LoverÃ¢â¬â¢s Name On Your Arm.
Make A Spelling Mistake.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
They have girl friends:p
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????
MURGA: I Love You.
MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Kar Sakta Hu.
MURGI: OH Realy?
MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!